Shades of Grey

…Chlodosind the Belligerent,

and the blog Childebert the Short.

Her ‘indoors is Aregund the Impure and the fruit of our loins is Chlodosind the Belligerent or Chlodosind the Woman with his full name.

(With my full name, I got Chlodosind the bald).

Hmm, perhaps I’ll stick to the ones on the birth certificate.

The Merovingian name generator awaits…

Thanks to Dodgeblogium for the link.

Merovingian

I noticed a snippet in the paper the other day about Amarillo, made famous by Tony Christie & recently revitalised by Peter Kay miming for Comic Relief (Red Nose day). Apparantly 90% of world helium reserves are within 250 miles of Amarillo.

This got me thinking. From what I remembered of A level chemistry, it is a gaseous element and a finite resource. It is lighter than air so probably mostly ends up in the atmosphere. It is inert ( a noble gas) so doesn’t really react with anything which means it would be difficult to extract from compounds unlike, say, hydrogen & oxygen (you just pass electricity through water to do that). So what is it all doing in Amarillo? Does sweet Marie talk in a squeaky voice?

A trip to Wikipedia reveals all. It is the second most abundant element in the universe (after hydrogen, of course) but most of the earth stuff left is in gas fields and derived from from radioactive decay. Amarillo is in Texas and there is a lot of oil there, and where there is oil there is also gas. It is also home to Cadillac Ranch.

I’ll remember that next time I buy a balloon on a string.