…the staff were handing out leaflets for Dr. Hook. I enjoyed them in 1975, but I got paid to at the time.

I remember they did Sylvia’s Mother with an extra verse:-

Sylvia’s Father said

“If you *&%$£@#* phone here again I’ll £$ kill you, you *&^%$£(@#**!

We set out today to visit the Boat Museum at Ellesmere Port as we were dropping a Grandma and Cousin off in West manchester after a 40th meal last night. However, once we got over the Pennines, the weather went very horrible so we decided to go somewhere indoors instead.

We ended up at the Trafford Centre, a vast Mall development near the Manchester Ship Canal. I saw this complex take shape during the period I spent commuting to Galway and the beacon light in the oculus of the dome was a welcome sight on the way to and from Manchester airport in the early morning or late evening.

The Trafford Centre is a private development and everything about it is on a monumental scale. Despite the fact that it has the same shops and eateries as everywhere else, it is a delightful architectural whimsy reminiscent of the Movie Palaces of old. I’ve taken a few snapshots to set the scene.
This is the exterior of the large food court area known as the Orient. Building works are taking place to enlarge the area and it is nearly complete. Note the date on the portico- MMVI, 2006.

The portico in more detail. The motto is HOLD FAST THAT WHICH IS GOOD which I believe was attributed to Milton. A more modern wording might be hold fast onto your wallets and purses…

A decorative fountain in one of the malls. Every now and then…

…it squirts a jet high into the air, way up into the dome. (This isn’t the big dome, just one of the smaller ones.) If you click on the picture, you can just about see the after-effects of a large squirt tumbling down through the air.

This is the Orient, which has an Ocean liner theme. Note the detail of the chairs and tables.

This is a corridor leading to some toilets. Even the Coke machines have heiroglyphics.


This is the new bit that is almost finished.

This is one big mother of a chandelier. Phantom of the Opera, eat your heart out!

After getting grumpy about tweaking the blogger template I’ve finally gone to their new version after working out how to drop code into it.

I’ll put back everything missing in due course.