As seen in a Morley Butcher today:

“All pies must be served with tongs.”

I prefer peas myself!

More steps on how to eradicate the PC devils from within:

2.Be open to self-criticism, and criticism from others.

3. Don’t psychologise those you disagree with: judge what they say at face value, rather than believing there are hidden, dark motives that entitle you to dismiss what they say without thinking about it.

Oops- can I have a dispensation for politicians with step four ;->

Hat tip: Civitas