Shades of Grey

April 11, 2007

Bad things happen in threes…

Filed under: Shady stuff — Shades @ 11:03 pm

Blue Oyster Cult, 20th of November 1975, Newcastle City Hall. The first sign of trouble was when the noise boys balked at the position of the big plywood sheets centre stalls just under the balcony for their mixer. “Put them further back, and way off to the side, you don’t want to be sitting there, trust me”.

The get-in passed without incident, although they needed some dropping points from the roof to hang something or other. One of us went up into the roof and moved some sunfloods (rectangular floodlight fittings) out of the way to drop ropes, then someone else turned them on whilst they were face down on the timber walkways. (I was guilty of one of them, but I don’t remember which one now with the passage of time. My mate Keith was the other culprit.)

Half an hour or so later, we heard a bit of a rumpus on the stage. (We were backstage doing something else).

It turned out that a small fire had started in the roof space and one of the roadies had seen the smoke. He was an ex-U.S. Fireman and he managed to put it out with a water extinguisher. Unfortunately, he didn’t know his way round the roof space. Let me describe it to you.

At the top of the stage right stairwell was a half-height door leading into the roof space above the auditorium. When you opened it, you were confronted with a short wooden ladder which led up to a narrow walkway. You then had to duck down through a small triangular gap underneath a large steel roof girder at which point there was a curving timber ladder to your left which led to the criss-crossing ceiling walkways. you were actually traversing the upper surface of the ceiling fibrous plaster cornice and whilst it is very strong, it is not designed to be walked on directly.

(I can’t find a decent photo, but here is the ceiling, from their website:

What the firefighter had done was to have scrambled up the light timber frame of the curved cornice the wrong side of the girder- consequently he managed to create a shoe shaped hole in the plasterwork. He was very lucky that he hadn’t missed his footing and plunged to his probable death. He said afterwards that he hardly even registered what he had done as he was so single-mindedly determined to put that fire out.

(A week or two later, Jimmy the Joiner fitted numerous asbestos-type sheets all round the possible places plonker stage crew could have possibly put the sunfloods).

During the gig, it was still painfully loud, even with our standard issue Boots fibrous wax earplugs in place. Then something else scary happened in the second half. There was a US Navy ship docked down on the Tyne that week and a number of sailors came to see the show. Some of them managed to get backstage and decided to trash one of the toilets. They ripped the sinks and WC tanks off the walls and left it to flood. Unfortunately, it was a toilet high up on the same staircase as the roof void access and at the bottom was a large metal cabinet housing the stage lighting control panel & house light dimmers. So we had our very own internal waterfall cascading onto the electrical equipment! Fortunately, our House L/X (the Manager’s Son) had the presence of mind to grab some black sacks from the (very wet) cleaner’s store in a small kitchen below and others knew where the stopcocks were so a crisis was quickly just turned into a drama. We were delighted that the house lights came on again at the end of the evening !

Some time later, I asked the Manager what the damage had been financially after the ceiling hole got patched. He told me a figure with a twinkle in his eye- they had simply withheld some of it from the box office takings on the night and sent them a subsequent supplementary bill which was paid without question, once he had pointed out that the hire contract held the hirer liable for all damage, however caused.

Labour’s Pre-election election leaflet.

Filed under: Shady stuff — Shades @ 5:22 pm

(Remember Andy Pipkin from Lou & Andy on Little Britain?)

This is side one, on which the new candidate is introduced (although he isn’t actually the candidate at the time), he gets to meet a Home Office Minister outside the Police Station, visits nearby towns with Bus Stations and then stands in Queen Street with a naff handwritten sign. It also plugs Morley Together (a Labour MP initiative, of course), slags off the BNP Councillor for not saying anything at the Morley Summit and still fails to say who David Langham is.

I think of this side as the “Want that one!” side- raising the green eyed monster of envy for not having a Bus Station.


Meanwhile, on side two, it reverts to NIMBYism. It lists various bits of Bovver the BNP have got themselves into (of course, Labour Councillors are all squeaky clean so this isn’t at all hypocritical), raises Hope NOT Hate and then raises worries that Morley is to have an incinerator.

Gordon Brown spoke on Hope NOT hate the other day . I saw it described as:

Where’s Gordon? Day 4, April 6th:

Speaks from back of a bus in Glasgow to (ironically) anti-democratic communists condemning anti-democratic racists about “Hope not Hate”. Video here.

As Andy would say, “Don’t want it!

(Hat tip: Guido Fawkes)

Town Council Election

Filed under: Shady stuff — Shades @ 1:28 pm

Whilst I am stepping down from the Town Council, 51 hopefuls are contesting for the 24 seats, twelve of them from the British National Party.

More analysis over at my political Blog, Morleygate.

Morley Town Council nominees

Filed under: Shady stuff — Shades @ 1:18 pm

Leeds has now published the candidate list for Morley Town Council.

There are 51 candidates contesting 24 seats and there will be elections in all six wards. (If up to the same number of candidates as positions are nominated they are voted in by default.) They will serve for four years and the next election will be in May 2011.

Seventeen of the existing 24 candidates are re-standing. After a bit of thought, I have worked out that those who are not restanding are:

John Chadwick (Labour)
Tina Fielden (Labour)
Myself (Independent)
Paul Jamieson (Conservative)
Keely Jamieson (Conservative)
Brian Judge (Independent)
Kath Sutton (Independent)

There are a grand total of 23 Morley Borough Independent Councillors, eleven of whom are existing Councillors. Only one of them campaigned as an MBI originally, as MBI was set up after the last Town Council all-out election four years ago (but before the first by-election three years ago). Four others were implied MBIs (as they were Leeds MBI Councillors) but it now looks like they have persuaded most of the other independents to join them in order to collectively fight the BNP challenge.

Eleven people are standing as Labour, four of which are existing Councillors.

There are twelve standing as British National Party (none currently on the Town Council, although we do have a City Councillor for Morley South).

There are five independents, two of whom are existing Councillors. Of the other three, one is Stewart McArdle (currently a Leeds City Councillor but up for election on May 3rd) and the two others are actually BNP Members if they are the people I think they are.

(As a sidenote, normally you are only allowed the word “INDEPENDENT” on the Ballot form description if you are not representing a political Party. Albert Slingsby, however, has managed to persuade the election office to put “INDEPENDENT FIGHTING PASSIONATELY FOR THE COMMUNITY” on the nomination. Good for him!

There are no Conservative or Lib-Dem candidates.

As to distribution of party candidates to seats, it is as follows:

Central ward (3 seats) MBI 3, BNP 2, Labour 2
Churwell Ward (4 seats) MBI 4, BNP 1, Labour 1, Independent 1
Elmfield Ward (4 seats) Labour 3, MBI 3, BNP 2, Independent 2
Scatcherd Ward (5 seats) MBI 5, BNP 1
Teale ward (3 seats) MBI 3, Labour 2, Independent 2, BNP 1
Topcliffe Ward (5 seats) BNP 5, MBI 5, Labour 3

So it can be seen that the big battle is going to be in Topcliffe, which is the ward I live in (and presumably where the BNP think that most of their City Council votes came from). BNP have fielded at least one candidate in every other Ward, Labour have not even fielded a candidate in Scatcherd Ward. Indeed, having only put forward eleven candidates, they will not be able to form a majority on the Town Council even if they are all elected.

The only thing we can say with certainty is that four MBIs will be elected to Scatcherd, the rest is anyone’s guess.

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