I have previously mentioned a character called MØØSE and the little gadgets he used to make to make music (or noises) on.

I came across an old photo of vintage M??secrap, assorted odds & sods and some old Tannoy PA stuff (particularly that turntable).

He really did label it Moosecrap!

The problem of the collapsing kitchen light has now been satisfactorily resolved. I even managed to find one that took the correct lamp. (The old ones took an R63 size but the suitable efficient lamps were too gloomy so they were fitted with R80 lamps instead).

There was a downside, however. My favourite T shirt is now on the slippery slope to threadbare oblivion. I bought it at Disney Florida in 1995 and after twelve years it is past its best.

Tonight, after I cleaned up the plaster dust, the other members of my family group independently started laughing hysterically when they saw me. I knew I had a fine coating of plaster in my hair but I didn’t think it would have looked that funny.

Then they pointed out my “Wardrobe malfunction”.

I can’t wear that at the next dress-down day, the bin beckons…

This happened last night after some fairy elephant movement from David upstairs.

I’ve bodged it three times and three times it has done SPADOIIING!!!

An emergency trip to B&Q is imminent…

…put up a picture of Dean Friedman!

(She is a bit of a Deanophobe)

Karen has promised a rebuttal:

…will be held on Tuesday 15th May at 6pm in the Town Hall.

Diddly-squit publicity though, apart from the statutory announcement on the Town Hall notice Board (undated)- no agenda given.

I’m not even certain that I was aware of it as a Councillor pre- May 3rd, although I have the recall capability of a goldfish these days!

I wouldn’t expect there to be a particularly high turnout for this meeting. It is a statutory obligation but doesn’t achieve a great deal.