A strange tome in my Inbox…
Went to vote, and noticed there was a Paul Cook standing in our ward
“Oh”, I quipped “He used to be drummer with the Sex Pistols.”
Later when I saw the results, I saw Stephen Jones had also been elected.
” Ah”, I opined. “He was the Sex Pistols guitarist”
Needless to say, I scanned the rest of the results eagerly.
Nearest I could find was J.Beverley. Sid Vicious’ real name was John Beverley, so that’ll do.
Now all we need is a Rotten councillor… 
