Ahh…

I can’t hat tip where I saw it because it would compromise his/her anonymity or something wierd like that. (S/He’ll know what I mean). Instead, I’ll credit it to a hardly read anonyblogger who needs the traffic.

The post title relates to Poor pitiful Pearl

A certain Chip Dale has been putting it around that I gave him a piece of anatomy during the blogpower awards. (It is buried in his Free Bryan Appleyard (one with every Premier Second Life account) campaign).

It was patently obvious from his avatar that he had all the pose value of Cliff Richard in Summer Holiday (even with the aid of two golf balls). I asked him if he had considered getting himself some tackle but he said he had no money. (Obviously waiting for that book deal to come to fruition). So, feeling of a generous disposition, I had a rummage through my inventory, where I had a spare penis given to me by Bag Ranter. (It was a very typical penis, you could give it to as many people as you wanted but you still got to keep it afterwards! ;->)

I had been advised by Bag that it was better than his real one, as it had three settings. I can’t say that I had actually played with it to explore the possibilities but as I gave it to Chipster, I suggested he save it until after the awards. Chip being Chip, however, he immediately activated it, although rather than attach it in the proper place he selected wear and Second Life decided to place it on his arm joint.

I wish I had given him a pair of buttocks, so that I could have made the witty observation that he didn’t know his arse from his elbow.

The real shocker from the whole sorry affair, though, is that Chipster wasn’t wearing a thong at all. He was wearing what looked suspiciously like M&S Knickers.


Just to put the post back on track, here is the pre-awards drinkers posing for a photo opportunity…

…and here is Bag’s tactical nuclear deterrent.