I’m ditching Delicolor in favour of Shades as my Blogger comment name. A certain Ian took the hump a bit when I had the nerve to use my name when joining Blogpower so I revived Delicolor so that we could be told apart.

However, I get a little fed up with people asking me why it is spelt incorrectly!

Shades is a rather cool nickname, a bit like Ace, Big Man, Duke and Ironballs… but not Bonehead.

(I’ve revealed before that I was known as Prof. at school which I never regarded as cool!)

Footnote: I’ll be staying as Delicolor on Technorati though as otherwise it will muck up all the history and ratings. It is all very odd- my authority is creeping up (now 163) but my ranking is going down (now 30,192 but better than it was. It used to be 29k+ but got worse a couple of months ago).

Via Onyx Stone, I found this great site with demotivational posters. My last workplace had some of the motivational ones that this series was inspired by and I came across a smaller set a few years ago.

My favourite three:

(OK, so I lied. Four…)

I’m putting this up here because I can’t get it up in my sidebar by deep linking.

(I was one of several million guest posters whilst he took a short break).

Mr. Higham seems to be renaming his blog every time the whimsy takes him. He has also renamed himself Lord Straf Dresden as well, that threw me the first time I saw a comment of his- I thought who the f*** is that, he seems to know me?

I have alays enjoyed a good Hymn, belted out by an enthusiastic crowd. We sung them all the way through school and I preferred the traditional ones with a good tune to the more modern wishy-washy ones.

However, liking religious music is not enough to get me to church. All this malarkey about worshipping God strikes me as rather silly. Religion is entirely a man-made construct and I think it is a conceit of mankind to think that God is remotely interested in our trivial little lives let alone expect adoration. Religion encourages a value system, certainly, but I’m firmly of the view that an atheist can have an equally valid value system (and some religious people some rather duff ones).

What religion is good at is theatre, the performance of ritual in a way that is rewarding and satisfying for the participants and audience. I have no problem at all with people being religious, provided they don’t try to impose their values on me.

Today we went to a family service, principally because David was going to be presented with a small prize for excellent attendance at their Sunday school (acually held on a Saturday). The theme was sheep and we learnt during the session that the Pastor’s Wife’s middle name was Agnes and her Maiden name was Hogg, both of which had derivations from Lamb and Sheep in other languages. She also did a magic trick with a picture of a sheep- a Brownie painted it black and the words “The Lord is my Shepherd ” appeared. In the process of being painted, however, I misread it as “The Lard”!

What I do enjoy about church is the organ music which sounds so much nicer than recorded sound. This Church does not have a regular Organist but someone from over the Pennines was playing today.

We sang five Hymns, only one of which I knew- The Lord’s my Shepherd (Psalm 23) set to the traditional tune. Looking through the Hymn book I was impressed to see that there were a total of 798 Hymns, carefully indexed by first line. However, I gather that it is an old edition, Complete Mission praise now having more than 1,000 entries. The Organist played several more recognisable tunes during the proceedings.