Every picture tells a story. This is a Polaroid snapshot of the special effects crew underneath the stage risers at the back of the Albert Hall for some long forgotten show. Linc (with the specs) runs the business and the other two were crew (as well as myself). It was for an 1812 Overture performance and three of us were in the three sections of stage which opened out into the two Bull Runs, the sloping performance entrances at platform level.

We were armed with Dry ice machines, Gauntlets and wearing Headsets (with boom Mics) so that we could communicate. We were using Pea Soupers which are the industry standard dry ice fog machine.The Pea Souper is a large box which contains boiling water and a chip basket affair worked from a side handle. You plug it in (but not into the BBC sockets, there is such a thing at the Albert Hall) and load up the basket with dry ice chips. You fix the lid back down, then lower the handle on cue. This makes clouds of low hanging beautiful white fog which pours out of the front, along tubes (if fitted) to where you want it. For this show, we had two cues, requiring a re-stocking of dry ice after the first plunge. (there are two soothing pieces of music in the 1812 before the big fight starts). The first cue went fine and Linc commented that the stage coverage was beautifully smooth. We always have a bit of banter at these events and we had been named numbers 1, 2 and 3 (Stage Right, Centre and Stage Left as per his view to the sides up in the Balcony BBC box). I was number three and was pleased that my contribution wouldn’t be referred to as number two! As soon as we were told to raise our handles at the end of the first cue, I unscrewed my lid and tipped my second pile of freezing cold chips in, getting a cloud of residual steam and fogging up my specs in the process. Undeterred, I got the lid screwed on (not without a little bit of effort, as the residual pressure was fighting against me) and was ready for the next cue. Linc called it, then questioned why number 2 hose wasn’t giving out fog. “The f***ing lid’s come off!” came the reply, and looking to my right, I was greeted by the astonishing sight of a wall of dry ice fog pouring out of the staging sides into the Voms (& downwards to backstage) whilst accompanied by a string of profanities over the headphones as number two struggled to find the lid and get it back on again.

We managed to regain our composure for the Finale’ (& we were just passengers then, Linc was doing the bangs in time) and we were rewarded at the end by the Compere, Richard Baker, giving Linc’s Company a plug. (I think Linc had nobbled him in the interval).

I took a look on YouTube to see if I could find some really good dry ice stage effects (think Swan Lake). I did find this though, which is … erm… odd.

I admire people with skills I would like to have but have no talent for. One of my lacks of talent is in drawing, particularly cartoons. My eye was caught by page 18 of this week’s Spectator. It shows a horizontal roller coaster, blaming health & safety. Wondering who “Royston” was, I quickly found that Royston Robertson is a freelance cartoonist and the story of the coaster is on his blog, Back to the drawing board. It is very entertaining, one for the bookmarks!

Well, it seems to be in use now, there are a few Morley in Bloom posters in it and a thank you letter from a trader. No “Official” notices in it though, the July meetings list is still on the main board near the streetmap

Balloons in the front garden are always a blatant clue that there is a party on.Posters in car windows clarify the birthday girl, with the semi-compulsory embarrasing childhood photo.

We are now starting to come to end end of the 40th parties and moving into the 50th season. Last night we tied up with Sandra in Cheshire who has her birthday in a couple of weeks but wanted the party yesterday for convenience. Being married to a gardener, she has a lovely back garden including a couple of Chimineas and this very pointy hanging basket.(Our hanging baskets contain fruit and bathroom toys!)
The birthday cake gives the game away- a Banshee member, a group of girls who are celebrants of the God Bacchus.
Sandra lamented that when she was a kid, as her birthday was always in the school holidays, she never got party bags. To put right that perceived injustice, she made sure we left with party bags, something David was delighted about.