Nuts to Nutella

I’ve been suckered by marketing hype. I’d been advised that nuts were a good snack for diabetics, provided they weren’t peanuts. Now Nutella is made from hazlenuts and I’ve found it a few times in hotels abroad at breakfast.

Now flash forwards to a week or two ago in ASDA, where Nutella was on 2 for 1. Picking up a jar, I was seduced by the packaging, which said

packed
with over
50 HAZLENUTS
A GLASS OF
SKIMMED MILK*
AND A LITTLE
COCOA**

On getting round to trying it on toast, however, I couldn’t believe how syrupy it was. A look on the back explained all…

INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL, HAZLENUTS (13%), etc.

A slight mispritt

I slightly mistyped a hyperlink on Welshcakes’ blog back to here as http://iangrey.bllogspot.com. I was amused to go to a site called Bllogspot. Most other .blogspot.com URLs seem to resolve to here as well.

The site asked me:-

Are you interested in:

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Come on, what a silly question, are bears catholic?