Weeding out the total tossers

by Shades — published on February 1st, 2008

For reasons too obscure and furtive to explain here, I ended up on the Website of Borkowski, a well known Public Relations Company. They have this to say on their contacts page.

Borkowski seeks to elevate indolence to an art-form. The agency has aggressively pursued an employment policy that discriminates in favour of the workshy, inept, untrustworthy, dull, useless, psychotic, dysfunctional and charismatically challenged. Nobody has any relevant previous experience. Note: a list of Desert Island Discs is not a definitive guide to character, but it weeds out total tossers.

Just in case you think I’m making this up, see for yourself.

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jams o donnell says:
February 1st, 2008 at 10:41 am
Haha If they are looking for those properties in an employee I’d be certain to get a job there… I must send my cv!
Wolfie says:
February 1st, 2008 at 11:31 am
I think they need to have a thumb through the CD collection of their web-designer sometime soon.

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