Shades of Grey

October 6, 2008

The recession blocker.

Filed under: Well fancy that! — Shades @ 9:48 pm

I saw this over at the Adam Smith Institute Blog.

Out of curiousity I typed in the blog URL and was rather bemused to see it hiding the word Bradford.

Check yourself…

Assault Courses

Filed under: Culture — Shades @ 7:09 pm

In our IT (Information Technology) Department at work, there is a tradition of going out to the Pub on pay day Friday. I have no idea how popular it is as I have never been on it, but IT is a young (wo)man’s game and when I was young free and single I was certainly up for this sort of thing in my twenties.
It seems that some of the participants want more Pubs on the itinerary  and this list popped into my inbox today:

Pub

Time in

Time to move on

The Fighting Cock

16:30

17:45

The Lord Clyde

18:00

18:45

Lloyds No1 bar

18:50

19:35

The Old Bank

19:40

20:25

Goose (changed to The Lord ?)

20:30

21:15

Sir Titus Salts

21:20

22:00

Curry (Omars)

22:00

 

Hmm. That looks quite a night out and I’d be sozzled by the time I got to the Goose.

I’d like to suggest a couple more-

00:30 Casualty, Bradford Royal Infirmary

02:30 Stomach pumped

5th August 2012 8:00 Liver transplant

Oh, yo have that stamina, it would be more of an ordeal than a pleasure. They say that youth is wasted on the young…

Lovely Rita, meter maid…

Filed under: Shady stuff — Shades @ 12:14 pm

Morley has a new parking scheme. Our biggest car park (Queensway) gets busy at times and teeters on the edge of fullness on Saturdays. All parking in Morley is free, apart from one small car park belonging to a shop that has a pay & display scheme with refunds for Customers.

So, our burghers decided to improve things. Did they look at removing yellow lines on some little used side streets in order to create more parking spaces? No. They decided to introduce three hour limits on the lower half of the Queensway car park, the busiest bit because it is nearest the shops.

How did they decide to implement the three hour scheme? By introducing parking discs perhaps, or simply getting the wardens to keep track of number plates the same way they do on the on-street parking? No. They put in two pay ticket machines, on free dispense. So, electricity and paper consumables are required. (It looks like thermal paper). How is the scheme going? Here is a Facebook report from PJ-

Just got back from Morley. Morrison car park pretty full, but got parked easily, near the top.

The bottom bit was jam-packed and, being nosy, I had a look at a few windscreens in the hope of seeing one of these newfangled tickets.

I was sorely disappointed. Didn’t see one. Zilch.

In fact, I nearly got one out of the machine just to see what they looked like.

Good thing our lords & masters have kindly granted us a few weeks reprieve from prosecution, otherwise the wardens would be running out of tickets by now.

It is not very well signed, in my humble opinion, and I can easily imagine locals not realising about it, let alone our out-of-town visitors.

I really, really look forward to the first penalties being issued. Maybe there could be a little civic tea party at the town hall for the lucky recipients to mark the occasion, followed by a public proclamation of pardon from the town hall steps.

There is much discussion on Facebook (account required), not much of it supportive.

I went there at about 9am yesterday morning, to get a sunday paper from the Garage (ASDA doesn’t open until ten). I was the only car there, but I took a ticket just to be on the safe side, as the rules appear to apply at all times. My ticket was number 498 which strikes me as a low number after four working days.

Meanwhile, Morrisons Garage will be temporarily closing to install new petrol pumps that are “better for the environment”.

Now as carbon based fuels are regarded by the watermelons as the spawn of beelzebub, this raises a question.

What is an environmentally friendly petrol pump? One that dispenses Marmite instead?

(I assume it means the pumping mechanism is very efficient and the electronics have low energy power save features). 

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