I don’t and I’ve never had an anal probe from aliens, either. There are many things that aren’t understood but that doesn’t mean Green Arkleseizure or Ghoulies.
As for UFOs destroying a wind turbine, the best explanation I have seen is from Ministry of truth.
I do believe in some ghosts though, there is one in Ealing…
A ghost bus.
(Hat tip Mark Lawrence)
My mum lives in Ealing, I’ll buy a proton pack on ebay and send her it.



Otherwise known as a “parliamentary train” – although perhaps more unusual to do it with a bus. There are a few of these in the north of England too, e.g. the Stalybridge to Stockport line which has one train a week in one direction only, every Friday morning…
I wasn’t aware it was more widespread than this. As usual, these things are hidden in plain view