Behold the mystical singing hat. Once donned, it bestows magical powers, enabling the wearer to sing his heart out, to hold a tune, remember all the words, keep good time, sing strongly or softly in keeping with the mood of the song, with the audience enthralled and enthusiastically joining in. It is a confidence booster, an ice breaker, a creater of atmosphere, a channeler of witticism, an enhancer of funny lines and an enabler of riotous applause at the end of a short but superbly performed floor spot.
The trouble is, it doesn’t always work. Sometimes I just end up as the Twat in the Hat…
Where did you get that hat, where did you get that style…………