I’ve just noticed that I’ve been tagged by Jeremy Jacobs for fifty things I’d like to before I peg it.
Blimey, fifty things. Here we go, stream of consciousness, things I’d like to see and do;
(In no particular order, some fanciful or unlikely, I’ve hyperlinked some of the more obscure ones)
- See the Pyramids
- Go on a zero gravity flight
- Visit the Paramount Theatre, Denver
- See the Grand Canyon
- Go up “Big Ben” again (with David)
- Start up a stand-up comedy club
- See Andrew Gold live
- Learn to swim
- Feature in a Dilbert Cartoon
- Go for a Pint with David on his 18th Birthday
- Visit Tokyo Disneyland
- See the Northern Lights
- Go to the top roof of the Sydney Opera House
- Learn to play the Electric Piano
- Do more lighting design
- See the Royal Festival Hall
- Visit the Devil’s Causeway
- Go on a sub-orbital space flight
- See the Taj Mahal
- See La Scala, Milan
- Eat at “The Ivy”
- Interview Helen Fielding on Morley Radio
- Visit Morley Town Hall Clock Tower
- Visit the “Great White North” in the Summer
- Go to Vancouver
- Go to Rome
- See the Sistine Chapel
- Go up the Leaning Tower of Pisa
- Visit the Noah’s Ark at Kennywood
- See Victoria Falls
- See Niagara Falls again
- Visit a smelting Works
- Visit the Titanic in a Mini-Sub
- Visit Sri Lanka (& possibly meet Arthur C. Clarke)
- Be on a comedy writing team
- Restore the Newcastle Paramount
- Go to the moon and back
- Read all of the works of Robert A. Heinlein
- Go on a Disney cruise
- See some of the Great Wall of China
- See Denise Marsa live
- Visit Mount Fuji
- See the Siberian Salt Mines
- Go to Auschwitz
- Visit Berlin
- Dance on my hat in Mexico
- See the statues on Easter Island
- Re-visit Berne
- Bungee off the Eiffel Tower
- Have a few beers with Mervyn Stokes
Phew!
I won’t tag anyone, but feel free to pick it up…

There is a my mini city called Morley Town. It isn’t doing too well at the moment.
Population 2
Revenues 300 €
Unemployment 0 %
Transport 100 %
Criminality 0 %
Pollution 0 %
Help us expand this historic market town with 1,020 car parking spaces by visiting the URL: http://morley.myminicity.com/
Hat tip: Toque, Wonko, Dodge and err.. myself.
Whilst I was otherwise detained, JMB put up the Blogpower: Best Posts of 2007 roundup which is self-selecting. (I put forward the snap-happy post as it was unique in being the first one that prompted a request for image use).
Anyway, there are more than twenty there on all sorts of topics, from cats to coincidences. Give it a click.
Today was when all of the christmas decorations came down to live in the loft for another eleven months. I have added another New Year Resolution to my list: to clear out the loft of old junk, mainly in order to make way for new junk.
Anyway, I treated myself to a good rummage whilst I was up there and finally I hit paydirt in the last box; a handful of misplaced photos.
I’ve been half-meaning to start a meme called six images you can’t find on the internet no matter how you look, of which vestigially stands at:
- (Something personal) The Kenton School 1976 VI Form school photo
- (Something childhood) The Kenton Bar Pyramid
- (Something local history) The Morley New Pavilion auditorium
- (Something impossible, like The Hanging Gardens of Babylon)
- (Something apocryphal, like a Prime Minister on a rocking horse wearing a nappy)
- (Someting widespread in strikeout, like
Britney Spears’ front bottom
Anyway, number two has come up trumps: a photo of the pyramid. I first blogged about it eighteen months ago and it is one of those old postings that gets an occasional comment from people who stumble across it on random searches and can relate to it.
I have taken a snap, notice how it is peeling at top right the corner. I’ll scan it properly one day.

I won’t tag anyone with this meme, but feel free to pick it up and run with it if you can relate to it.