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Metal bashing

When I went to Secondary school, the children were segregated by sex for two subjects- Physical education and technical skills. Us boys did the crafts;- metalwork, woodwork and (eventually) technical drawing, whereas girls did what was originally called homecraft, then “domestic science” which was mainly cookery, as far as I recall. (There were rooms with typewriters as well for clerical skills).

This was based on the traditional role models of pre-war UK working class society where the man learned a skilled trade and the woman stayed at home. I’m sure it is much less rigid than that these days!

My first experience of metalwork was with “Metalwork Johnson”, so called because there was another teacher called Johnson, “Geogga Johnson”. This was in the lower school craft room which covered both woodwork and metalwork skills. This was a fairly large room with rows of benches, a vice at each position. Around the room were various kinds of machinery and a number of large red buttons which activated the emergency tsop system, cutting off power to all the machines. As we stood there with our overalls (there were no seats in the workshop) he explained that everything we made at Kenton we would be able to take home, apart from our first project which was for the benefit of everyone that year. The project was to make Vice Grips, pieces of folded tin used to protect whatever you put in the vice from damage. We started off with two rectangular pieces of tin and we had to do safety folds (using pliers and hammers) so that the edges weren’t sharp. We then used the big folding machine to put a right angle bend in so that they would rest in the vice accordingly.

I can’t say that I remember much else we made at school over the years (other than a fish slice) as when I was Eighteen GEC had a substantial training school where we re-learned machine room skills on full size machines, not the scaled down toy ones the school used. I can recall making a chain wrench which included shrink-wrap on the handle (the chain was supplied!) but that could have been at either site. The GEC work was more precision than practical though, often designed for the intention of showing ability and understanding.

Woodwork remains nebulous in my memory, I can remember doing lots of stuff but not much of the outcomes. Understanding the different types of wood and join techniques was important of course, as well as grasping working with and against the grain. I made a pencil box and a crocodile (which my mum still has, it isn’t very good but she is proud of it!) Mr. Martin, the woodwork teacher had a catch-prhase- “Wood is tree-mendously strong” which was made funny because of his slight lisp that made it sound like “Wood is twee-mendously stwong”. He was very active in the school in my day, doing Judo lessons and playing trumpet in the Brass Band. He is still involved with the school even into his retirement, I was delighted to recognise him in the Saturday show singing in the choir and disappointed not to have a chance to say hello at the end (the show overran considerably, it was very late, we had a two hour drive home and David was tired).

I gave up the crafts in favour of the more academic studies when we were able to choose our subjects, possibly in the fourth form. Others that carried on with them made quite interesting stuff then, I remember one lad making furniture,

When I reviewed my photos, I realised that I had a number of shots that roughly equated to “then” & “now” although I was a bit too distracted on the Saturday to consciously frame them so that they were similar angles. However here is a shot of the west block metalwork forge area and how it looks today.

The lower school craft room was a big surprise- it was now a music room and full of piano keyboards (& computer keyboards as well). It was a fair bit smaller as the far end of the room had been partitioned off for two smaller rooms and I puzzled over a raised area which was now the teacher’s snug; it eventually dawned, this was where the forge was, along with the anvil. Another recollection popped up- us all crowding into the cupboard where metalwork Johnson had an old fashioned Epidiascope that looked like a magic lantern. It had a big handle that lowered a platter, where he would put pictures from magazines that projected onto a white bit of wall. He used this to discuss aesthetics of shape, form and style, whilst we stood in the dark poking each other & sniggering.

I never visited the cookery rooms during my school career, although I often saw the outcomes in class. I worked out which room the 1961 shot was from and snapped it for comparison. (There were two other rooms, although the contents were similar).

On one occasion we had to have a lesson in the typewriter room, or commerce & office skills, as I think it was known as. I don’t think this is actually the same classroom as the 1961 photo, but this is the room I remember it as being in my time. It is now the pottery room within the art department and david is playing at being teacher.

I did have one trip back to the metalwork room during my fifth form days, when one of the handles snapped on the school switchboard. The dimmers had never been lubricated on their moving parts and one of them stiffened up, shearing at the pivot point one day when being strained too much. My friend Paddy was well in with the metalwork staff so we took down the two pieces of bar and made a replacement. the original was alloy and this was steel rectangular bar slightly thinner than the original (as it was all they had) but after being assured that this was not an electrical component (it wasn’t) we were able to sort it out. It required a white bakelite golf ball type knob on the end and I discovered the joys of forming threads without the use of a lathe- we filed it down to a circular shape then used a die to thread it. This was the first time I had seen a tap & die set and I had no concept of how threads were made before then.

Getting physical

Kenton School was initially built as two Secondary Modern Schools in a mirror image, one for boys, the other girls. It actually opened in 1961 as a larger co-educational Comprehensive and the buildings were joined together shortly afterwards.By the time I went in 1969, there was a brand new Lower School for the 1st & 2nd formers but we were segregated and visited the old school for Physical education.

PE was probably the least interesting subject I did at school, as I wasn’t any good at it. As Mr. Blyth, Head of Boys PE wrote on my 1LN end of year report:-

Grade: D Ian has no aptitude for sport, but he tries hard.

Our very first lesson, we didn’t actually do anything physical, we were just talked to. Then at the end of it, we were told that after every lesson we would be taking a communual shower so as we had all brought our towels, we may as well do it today as a practice so we all traipsed into the big shower (which had about twenty shower heads). Oh, and by the way boys, the valve is faulty so I’m afraid we can only have a cold shower this time!

We did all sorts of sport although I recall rugby, cross-country runs (across Cowgate moor in the snow, we had to break the ice on the horse trough to have a drink), athletics, vaulting trampoline and cricket. The one thing that struck me though when I walked into the Gym was Pirates, the annual near-Christmas game where all the kit was put out and we had to take ourselves around the Gym, not touching the floor, whilst being chased by whoever was “it”. When we were tagged (or fouled) then we went up on to the balcony to cheer the others on.

One year, climbing to the top of the ropes then crawling along the RSJ Girders was declared out of bounds. (With good reason!)

Three other memories surfaced from there, not entirely pleasant. The first one was what a freak show some of us boys were naked in the changing rooms, with odd deformities, unexpected dints, hair in strange places and webbed toes. The second one was being slippered by one of the teachers whilst I was tying my lace, presenting my bum in the direction of the staff room. The teacher immediately apologised, saying he just couldn’t resist it. The third memory was pumping and following through during a fairly energetic game of 5 a side. I went and hid in the toilets until everyone had left…

The boys gym looked pretty much the same, other than florry lights replacing the original tungsten ones and the cork floor being replaced with a more regular semi-polished timber one.

The Girls Gym was always lighter and this is still the case. The only time I ever came in here was for dancing lessons before our Christmas parties, which we all pretended to hate but liked really. Here we learned how to do the March of the Mods, the Dashing White Sergeant and various Dosi Dohs.

Notice that the safety elf has been visiting, cutting off the ropes in the process.

One aspect that I did enjoy was swimming lessons. We had our own six lane pool that was heavily used, including for canoe lessons and the like. (Not that I did any of that.) It was looked after by a little gadgie who tended to the boilers and was very broad Geordie. I don’t recall his name now, but he was known as 84, because whenever you asked him how warm the pool was he always said “atey-Forwer” (& we asked him a lot just to hear him say it).

Our first swimming lesson was fairly unremarkable, except that we got the hygiene talk. No verrucas, no open sores, no elastoplasts, no infectious skin conditions otherwise no swimming. He also didn’t want anyone to leave anything in the pool, especially that substance with chemical formula “Ess aitch one Tee”. On a subsequent occasion I can also remember him commenting that he didn’t want us to do submarine impressions whilst doing the backstroke. When we looked at him blankly, he said “you know, up periscope”. (We were adolescent boys, of course…)

The pool wasn’t open for the inspection, although I did take a snapshot out of the window. The lower block with the roof domes is the changing room block, boys to the left, girls to the right. The plant room was at the far end and the caretaker cottages are by the trees.

Talking of caretakers, I bumped into the site manager and asked him about Mr. Earnshaw. He was called Cliff (I had forgotten that) and went on long term sick in ‘75, dying a year later. I asked him about the “Chicken Knocker” rumour and was advised that it was indeed true.

As they say in Yorkshire, Nowt so queer as folk…

The old school tie

We went to the Kenton School last lesson yesterday, along with hundreds of others. It was an upbeat occasion, very professionally organised and full of smiles. All over the building there were shrieks of recognition, as ad-hoc mini reunions happened. Even people who didn’t know each other were sharing recollections.

The evening performance was also very good, but it didn’t flow as well as it could due to overlong breaks between some of the numbers whilst the stage management happened. In the interval there was wine and strawberries & the VI Formers were selling off old school ties for £1 each. I still have my own VI form one at home (which has a red Prefect stripe) but David was happy to wear one loosely.

Lots more to come…

Care in the community

It now looks likely that my old school mate “Toota” will be going along to our Senior School’s last lesson this weekend. He describes himself as having long scraggly hair and his mates call him Bill Bailey.

I’ve been reliving a lot of school memories over the last year or so and whilst many blog about their teachers, specific lessons achievements and humiliations- I’m going to Blog about… caretakers.

Kenton school was a big one even then, with 1,500 children on the roll, currently 2013. (The school called them Pupils, the Bus Company called them Scholars). With a roll that size, there were typically twelve classes in a year group and we were streamed according to ability.

The caretakers were a benign presence in the building, brown lab-coated middle-aged men who magically appeared with numerous mop buckets whenever it rained heavily. (Kenton’s flat roofed corridors were somewhat prone to leaks although the main buildings were generally OK). Their duties were numerous but mainly cleaning, housekeeping and minor repairs. They have grander titles these days (Building management teams, Facilities supervisors and the like) and they don’t have to stoke boilers any more but the challenges are the same- keeping one step ahead of the scratter kids and dealing with petty vandalism.

At Kenton, the head Caretaker was Mr. Earnshaw but he was widely known as “Chicken Knocker” by all of us kids as he had allegedly been caught stealing a frozen chicken from the local Fine Fare, he had stuck it up his jumper. Now I don’t actually know if this is true or not, he had supposedly been given the mother of all bollockings by Mrs. Innes, the Head Mistress. (If I see her this weekend I’ll ask!) He lived in a small bungalow on site and I have no recollection if he was a family man or not. He had a high, reedy, strident voice that was very distinctive and he didn’t seem to like Pupils very much as they were the cause of all his extra work.

He lived in the caretaker’s cupboard near the main hall that everyone knew as the cubby hole. It was a fairly large space, but full of the sort of gear caretakers needed; floor polishers, consumables, toilet rolls & light bulbs. (I later found the serious light bulb stash under the stage, all the unusual sizes  like 500 Watt GLS and fluorescent tubes. That was handy for relamping the stage lighting battens between shows. To get in we had to lever up a large trapdoor (with a manky mattress beneath) and negotiate all the abandoned feminine hygiene machines to get into the actual cupboards)

Now in my early days of doing the lights I had to borrow the wooden stepladders which were seriously unsafe but eventually the caretakers acquired a self assembly scaffold tower which made a great follow-spot platform as well as making the front of house focussing so much easier, despite the effort required to assemble and dismantle it.

Later, the school bought a Public Address system for the main hall. This consisted of a microphone, a stand, a cable and a valve amplifier (a 30Watt Selmer one) which connected to column speakers either side of the stage. The gear lived in the cubby-hole but I ended up on the sound crew. This meant that I could sit backstage during assemblies rather than have to listen out front. (One of the caretakers would unlock the pass door for me, which was just inside the Girl’s gym lobby area). The amp had a built in spring line reverb which made a horrible noise if you bumped it! Certain days, the school band played, so I would work the Amp from the side lighting platform, where the handle was to open the curtains. (I’d bring the lights up as well, the standing joke from Mr. Martin the woodwork teacher & trumpet player was that he wanted a spotlight on him and eventually I was able to oblige after I’d manged to fix one and scrounge a lamp for it).

For one show, i came in for a dress rehearsal and was disappointed to find that the scaff tower was not available- Mr. Earnshaw said that it was in the lower school hall and it was all alarmed. He could tell how disappointed I was and he walked away, stopped, turned back and gave me a set of instructions I had to follow to the letter. Across the green bridge, along the ground floor corridor, up the back stairs, turn right on the first floor landing and into the hall. Do not deviate from that route or all hell will break loose. When finished, leave it here.

I persuaded a cast member to give me a hand and manhandled it down two staircases and several intervening stairs on the route. It must have taken us ages of backbreaking work and my helper got into trouble on his return as he had missed his scene. I didn’t set the alarm off and Mr. Earnshaw noticably warmed to me after that.

I then went on to do school discos, at first mid-week ones with others, then the biggie- the Christmas year Discos. (I was paid £30 for this, the Company that did it the previous year charged £30 a disco so I was happy and the school was happy as well). I was allocated some storage space for my gear in a little used cupboard and with it came the ultimate accoladde- a Master key. It was the West Master (for the boy’s school) but it opened quite a few East doors as well. Truth be known, all teachers had an East &/or West Master key so that they could open and lock many of the classrooms but I was probably unique in having one as a Pupil. Mr. earnshaw said as much when he peeled it off a big bunch  and he made a little speech about responsibility in a very pompous voice but I noticed that the other caretakers were grinning and winking at me at the time!

Remember the days of the old school yard

Through a comment on Friendsreunited, I just found out that my old senior school is closing next Saturday and they are going to celebrate it in style.

From their website:

Kenton’s Last Lesson - Open Day, Auction and Performance
12 July 2008 10:00am -3:00pm

’School Days’ are supposed to be the best days of our lives and this is a golden opportunity to rekindle those memories by visiting Kenton School for one last time on Saturday 12th July from 10:00am to 3:00pm before the bulldozers arrive.

Walk the corridors, visit the dining areas and if you take a deep breath you might get a faint smell of rice pudding or perhaps a treacle sponge and custard.

Remember your first day at Kenton and how nervous you were - worried about getting lost and not making any new friends. Your first crush which turned you into a gibbering wreck and that teacher who scared the living daylights out of you. What about your favourite teacher, their classroom? How much have the rooms changed and how much have you changed? Remember your classmates, those whose names you can still recall, where are they now?

(snip)

I’d love to go and Karen seems happy to indulge me, David less so. (He says he has been to my old school already, but that was my old Primary).Wath this space to see if it happens next Sunday…

I’ve posted up Steely Dan doing My old school before so here is Cat Stevens doing Old School Yard.