Shades of Grey

December 17, 2008

Awooga! Awooga! Water on the floor!

Filed under: Techy — Shades @ 8:42 pm

(Water & Electricity don’t mix, as you have doubtless heard.

I once worked for a Company that had the main data suite on the top floor of the building. No danger of flooding up there, you might think, until you realised that it was underneath the rooftop tank room. Failing that, all the power, cabling and telecommunications services came up the riser which also doubled as the flue from the boiler house. This is why the disaster recovery business stays in business!

Anyway, I often wondered how we would cope with a data centre flood and today I found out. Reasonably well, fortunately!)

Have you ever noticed a small puddle of water under the car if you have had the air conditioning on? This is condensation of moisture in the atmosphere on the cooling coils of the unit. The same sort of thing happens in large air conditioners too and it can be a bit of a nuisance. If the unit is running too cold, the coils ice up like older fridges used to and lose their efficiency. If it is running correctly, a slow steady stream of water drips will be collected.

Now our large 50kW sensible heat rated units in our Data Centre have a small reservoir tank where the water collects and it is routinely pumped out when it reaches a certain level. One of the units played up last week and it was blamed on the strainer. However, it turned out that the pump was actually not pumping at all, just busy doing nothing, so to speak.

It is surprising how much water a glorified biscuit tin can hold, whenever I transferred it from the tank to the bucket using a mop, the bucket would be much fuller than expected.

To minimise the impact, we reduced the room humidity somewhat so that less condensate would collect and any overflow would simply be evaporated due to the under-floor hurricane blowing over it.

Anyway, several days and many mop-outs later, we now have our replacement collection tank to replace the slightly less fetching washing-up bowl that the security men have been emptying at regular intervals out of hours. Unfortunately, there was a gotcha…

The units can also humidify the air because if the room becomes too dry there is a risk of static electricity sparks from technicians across to the equipment and computers don’t like high voltage sparks very much at all, indeed it proves fatal for them. So, the air conditioner units also have a humidifier unit in the form of a plastic kettle. It is a rather powerful kettle though, with a three phase 9kW element in it (your average domestic kettle is 3kW). It produces steam which is discharged through a sparge pipe on the far side of the cooling coils and into the underfloor plenum. Now kettles need water supplies and plumbing so each unit has a fresh water feed…

When our stalwart air con engineer removed the tank unit he operated the in-line shut off valve in the feed pipe. Unfortunately, though, the pipe was plastic on the feed side using “push-on” connectors and to cut a long story short, he pushed off the push-on connector, upstream of the shut-off valve. He was found in the data centre sopping wet, holding an unanticipated decorative water feature and panicking somewhat because he was running out of mop buckets!

Fortunately, I knew where the stop cock was (because it was my business to know where it was) and at the time of my leaving the late shift was  still waiting for the emergency plumber to come and sort it out as the technician couldn’t put the bits togetehr again (well, not without it leaking).

Putting it in context, a half inch bore pipe would take a long time to fill an underfloor  area of several hundred square yards to a depth where it would start to cause electrical problems and in that time we could have gone to tools R us and hired a big Hilti drill to drain it into the restaurant area below…

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(A water feature, where it is supposed to be, somewhere planned)

December 16, 2008

A lamp I like…

Filed under: Techy — Shades @ 8:40 pm

I have long muttered about the quality and limitations of the light produced by energy efficient compact fluorescent light bulbs lamps.

At last, I think that the CFL has come of age. I picked this up in B & Q on Saturday and I thought that if it is half as good as the claims, it is worth having.

It turns out that it is excellent. I may have only used it for twenty minutes so I can’t speak for the longevity of the product, but my quick road test puts Govena down as the ones to watch.

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There are several  key points here for the product.

  • - it is a very long life lamp at 16,000 hours compared to 1,000 hours for a normal lamp and 2,000 hours for a Tungsten/Halogen lamp. Most CFLs are typically rated at 6,000 hours so this one is 2.5 times longer.
  • -It has a colour temperature of 2,700 Kelvin, very favourable to a high end tungsten lamp. Visually, it is a warm, clean colour, very similar to T/H.
  • -It is an efficacy of 66 lumens per Watt, comparing very favourably to typical tungsten lamps that can be as low as 12 lumens per Watt. This is why they compare the 20 Watt lamp to an imaginary 110 Watt regular lamp.
  • -Uniquely, (so far) it can be dimmed with a conventional dimmer switch. It can supposedly go down to 2% but cheap dimmers don’t achieve this. In David’s bedroom, though, the light level can be controlled down to a satisfactory 5%. Whilst slightly slow to respond compared to a regular lamp, it is still very smooth, stable and flicker-free.
  • -All CFL lamps take some time to reach maximum brightness, but this lamp comes on reasonably bright at switch-on and manages full bightness in less than thirty seconds.

Where is this product designed and manufactured? I would have guessed the Far East or perhaps Israel, but it is actually from Poland. There are three versions available it seems, namely the dimmer switch version, a switched only version that can be dimmed by timed switch clicks and a third version that can be operated by a small radio controlled doo-hickey.

How muh do the lamps cost? Well the dimmed version is £8 which sounds a lot but T/H 100W lamps are around £4 anyway and it will only use a fifth of the power as well as lasting eight times longer. I don’t know the cost of the switched version and the radio controlled version is a substantial penny less than a Pony.

Total cost of ownership (excluding disposal cost) at 10p/unit

Cheap 100W lamp 1.05p/hour but will degrade over time (envelope blackening)

Decent TH lamp 1.2p/hour but maintains quality (& lasts twice as long)

Govena Lamp 0.205p/hour, nearly five times cheaper to run.

I can certainly recommend the dimmable lamp. Govena, one to watch.

December 15, 2008

Short fat hairy legs

Filed under: Culture, Humour, Showbiz — Shades @ 9:05 pm

The big news in Morley is that there is going to be a third new statue in the town, of Morecambe & Wise straight man, Ernie Wise.

It is going to be funded by Ernie’s Widow, Doreen Wiseman.

I was in the Town Hall a couple of months ago and noticed some concept art by the sculptor who did the two Town Hall statues, Terry the Miner & Judith the weaver.

The design and the location are not agreed yet, but I suggested outside the Morley New Pavilion as that is where Ernie made his stage debut in a talent show (although it seems he performed with his Dad in the clubs as well).

Failing that, it should go in East Ardsley, the nearby district where he actually lived.

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A close up of the two lower drawings

No prizes for working out the inspiration for this particular pose!

Top Trumps- 20-20-20 vision

Filed under: Greenwash, Snake oil, troughing — Shades @ 8:08 pm

I was sat in our Cafe at work mid afternoon, savouring some refreshment and vaguely watching the large plasma screen on the wall. It is permanently tuned to BBC NEWS 24 and the Prime Minister Mc Broon (The one eyed Gorgon) was making a live statement to the House.

I couldn’t hear him (the sound was very low and I’m a bit hard of hearing anyway) but the real-time sub-titles were on. During the course of the statement, he mentioned the EU Bingo pledge- 20% reduction in emissions by 2020, along with 20% decrease in energy use and 20% of power from renewable sources.

As an aside, though, he slipped in that we would be going for 30%.

What? Does he understand nothing of electricity generation? Is he now way past Dagenham and almost at Upminster?

It is either some bizarre scorched earth policy for the next Government, or he genuinely believes that anything other Countries can do he can do better.

Annie, get your gun…

December 14, 2008

Christkindelmarkt

Filed under: Culture — Shades @ 5:26 pm

The Leeds Christmas Market is back in Millenium Square for the seventh successive year. As well as a number of stalls trading out of substantial swiss chalet type huts, there is a large Bier Keller (with an Oompah band in the evenings) and a small funfair. The traders are German but they appear to speak passable English and take payment in Pounds (which they are probably regretting, given the exchange rates at present).

We nipped over this morning as Karen wanted to get some Mozart Chocolates (which are actually from Austria, but I mentioned Swiss Chalets earlier and they are all Germanic countries).

The sign announcing the marketStalls to the southThe exterior of the Bier KellerInside the beer tentStalls to the west (Leeds Civic Hall to the North)The hat stall to the eastThe bees wax standChristmas "toy" soldiersA felt top hatAnother felt hat of the village idiot varietyThe garlic bread stall- it's the futureThey also had Leeds United ones as well, overpriced and overrated...

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